Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I wanna have...a Dave Chappelle "Block Party"


It’s not just a documentary that follows Dave Chappelle from his hometown of Dayton, Ohio to the urban streets of Brooklyn, New York. It’s not just a film about a concert that he organized. It’s about who came—audience and performers—how they got there, what they offered, and what they learned.

For viewers (like me) who sat down to watch this Block-umentary, expecting to be entertained by the same Chappelle who had us tossing our heads back with guilty laughter while watching hilarious skits that mocked racial issues in America on the Chappelle Show, we are not greeted by the same Dave. While his comedic talents are sprinkled throughout “Block Party,” Chappelle’s main goal in this project was not to get a laugh. Instead, this concert was about togetherness, about uniting people that would probably never, without Chappelle, have experienced a free rap, hip-hop and soul concert on a rainy NYC day.

While the artist performances are scattered throughout the film, I realized that I was just as eager to watch the stage, as I was to see the crowds bopping their heads to the beat, or the rehearsal footage, and backstage conversations. As Duane Dudek, from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Review, admits, “the mix of interviews, performances and shtick may make for a loosey-goosey movie, but its ‘wish-you-had-been-there; quotient is of f the chart.” From the beginning of the film, when Chappelle meanders down ho-hum streets in Dayton, Ohio handing out his Block Party golden tickets to anyone –old ladies on the street, a college marching band—the viewer senses that feel-good, let’s-all-get-together-for-a-positive-experience vibe. And the viewer…wants one of those golden tickets.

For viewers (like me) who have sometimes been put off by rap music that can seem to be centered on not-so-admirable language or topics like “everybody in the club getting’ tipsy” or having “99 problems but a bitch ain’t one,” Block Party will remind us of a part of that genre that aims to inspire, create hope, and preach l-o-v-e. A well-known critic of race and popular culture, Michael Dyson says, that “had more support been given to so-called positive hip-hoppers and to revolutionary rappers who detested body bags and beer bottles; who encouraged black men to ‘be a father to your child’; who advocated love and respect for black women; who sought black communities; the gangsta rap tide might have been stemmed.” In “Block Party,” Chappelle supports and is in awe of artists who want to educate their audiences with music that serves as a messages of compassion, respect, making smart choices, and even, sometimes, religious ideals. The crowds at Chappelle’s block party sang along with choruses of unity and strength, not bitterness and hate.

With all the goodness that this film promotes, some spectators might so closed-off to anything but classic Chappelle shtick, that they will miss the deeper meaning of “Block Party.” Kevin Carr from 7(M) Pictures whines, “ultimately, if you’re a fan of the bands featured in ‘Block Party,’ you’ll like the movie. It’s really more about them than anything else. However, if you were hoping for some laughs and clever bits from a funny guy, you’d be better off renting an old DVD of ‘Chappelle’s Show’.” Perhaps the diverse crowd that Chappelle assembled was also anticipating a typical stand-up routine from the famous comedian when they arrived on Quincy Street in Brooklyn, but when they realized Chappelle had put together a different kind of concert, they stayed because unlike Kevin Carr, they knew it was something special. However, even though Carr didn’t get a one hour and fifty minute stand-up routine, “Block Party” is not at all devoid of humor. For example, Chappelle’s wit is effortless when describing the run-down house that the concert stage will be constructed in front of, and the house’s hippy owners. He admits, “because they bought it, it kind of has some sort of meaning – but, if I was a location scout, and we needed a crack house…I might refer that place.” “Block Party’s” intent might not be to solely keep us in stitches, but it is surely not a too-heavy, feel-bad-about-the world film.

In “Block Party,” I found Chappelle more honest and relatable than I had ever imagined him before. While touring the run-down neighborhood where the concert takes place, he stops in a Salvation Army. After attempting to play the piano, he explains, “Every comic wants to be a musician. Every musician thinks they're funny. It's a very strange relationship that we have. Some musicians are funny. Some comedians can play. I'll give you an example: Mos Def - funny guy; Jamie Foxx - good singer and piano player. So you never know, you never know what kind of talent a person has. I am mediocre at both, but I've managed to talk my way into a fortune. Life, is a funny and unpredictable thing!” Viewers will appreciate his humble, optimistic outlook on life’s experiences—good and bad. Sometimes we get lucky, and sometimes things work out, but we’re all in this together, and we can all learn from each other. Dave’s random encounters and conversations with interesting, strange, endearing strangers who are united through the block party event is captivating. While the artist performances are inspiring, the footage of their rehearsals, casual dialogue, joking around, and hopeful attitudes about society make them the viewer wish they were our friends. Though “Block Party” is a departure from the type of entertainment Chappelle is known for, it proves to be his best, most impactful work yet.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

You smell nice...now step away from me.

I was once...an Axe Body Spray girl. At Walmart. For five days. The longest 5 days of my entire life. Armed with my black, logo-clad tote (which I was instructed, in detail, how to properly carry and open), I dragged my feet through the more rude, dirtier version of Target, asking pimply teenage boys if they wanted to be an "Axe guy." Did they want me to mist their entire clothed bodies with this enticing deodorant/body refresher? And would they like the $1-off coupon so they could purchase this cute girl magnet, and use it at home every day? I handed out 2 coupons in 5 days...and one of them was to my brother, who had stopped by to bring me my wallet, and make fun of me.

After hundreds of laps around Walmart, in between thoughts of "Okay, I'm getting $15/hour...don't run out the front door yet," I started to wonder why anyone buys Axe, or deodorant in general, for that matter. Anti-perspirant, I get. The super overweight guy by the Xbox games needs something to stop his pit stains from reaching his belt. I don't want my shirt to be completely soaked after soccer practice. But, deodorant, what's the point? The entire Axe spiel that I was required to blurt out (but never could actually say from start to finish), was centered on the idea that with this new spray, you, shy boy, will no longer have to stare at girls from a distance. You will smell so amazing, women will attach themselves to you. But, if this were actually the case, I think arrests would be involved, or perhaps, mental evaluations of the previously mentioned "attachers." When I pass by a person who doesn't stink in the store, do I stop and say, "Goodness. You smell nice, may I follow you or stand next to you for a bit?" No, because that would be creepy. If a decent-scented person walks past me, I let him keep walking. If an unpleasant odor pushes past me, I let him keep walking too. So. Does it really matter what anyone smells like? Respecting one's personal space in America is a very important issue (or so I was told in 10 grade health class), so why does it matter if he smells like a "morning forest" or she smells like "cucumbers and aloe"? No matter what anyone smells like...I want the man that just crashed into me the shampoo isle to apologize and move away from me. Or, I might have to use my 50+ bottles of Axe as pepper spray.

You smell nice...now step away from me.

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Stilettos Coming Out of My Eyeballs?

The over-sized, cushy chair that I had just plopped down in, is much harder to get out of when I see that my hairstylist is nodding along to her earlier appointment's life story, and I decide I should find something to read as I wait. An assortment of old People magazines, or Cosmopolitan? I choose Cosmo. While my 20ish-year-old self will probably not be as captivated by its pages as when I was sneakily buying it with my friends when I was 13, I'm still within its target age group, so, it should have something to offer. I open the cover, and am introduced to a 2-page spread on Maybelline's new "Lash Stiletto" mascara. Stilettos...stiletto heels? The super high, pointy shoes that go on my feet? They make them for my eyelashes now? That seems dangerous.

Actually, Maybelline isn't quite trying to convince me that they manufacture teeny tiny heels for my apparently insufficient lashes, but they do promise to have the "only mascara that does for lashes what stilettos do for legs." My lashes will look "leaner" they gush. I'm immediately irritated by this comment. Our society is obsessed with telling women that they consistently need their legs to be skinnier, their stomach to be flatter, their arms to be firmer...and now we should latch on to products that make our eyelashes seem "leaner"? Unfortunately for Maybelline, their hope to strike a nerve with any insecure, "maybe I could lose 5 lbs?" body image concerns that I might have, is failing. I've just never thought, "Ugh, my eyelashes are having a 'fat day', I can't go out." Sorry, Maybelline.

Later, Maybelline exclaims, with "the hottest thing your lashes will ever wear" (read: basic, black mascara that is almost identical to every other budget lash coating) I can have "unlawfully" long lashes. I'm thinking back and the evil state trooper in Wisconsin that I've had the pleasure of meeting twice on the side of the road, has never asked me, "Excuse me, Miss., could I please see your license, registration, and eyelashes?" I am positive my eyelashes will never be the reason I get a ticket on I-94 (even with Lash Stiletto gopped on), and Maybelline's over-the-top wordage is just silly.

The imagery Maybelline has chosen for this ad seems to suggest that this is the perfect mascara for you...if you aspire to be a skank. Shiny, black patent tights are glued on to a model's long, kicked-up in the air legs that stretch out across the ad's 2 pages. Written over the legs, we are reminded again, that...what were they selling? Oh yes, mascara, can give your lashes a "provocative length." In the midst of a glittery red background, we see the model's face. Her mouth is parted a bit, but her eyes look tired. If the photographer wanted us to think she was pondering how she was going to handle her newly attained seductress status, thanks to Stiletto Lashes, he failed. The model needs to wash her face, and take a nap.

If you're a tween, and your mom won't let you buy real stilettos yet, maybe you could curb your desire with Stiletto Lashes, but I doubt it. Or, if you're an occasionally clumsy 20-something, who tends to tip over while wearing pointy heels that get stuck in sidewalk holes, maybe you'll be happy trading the ridiculous shoes for a ridiculously-named mascara, but, again, I doubt it. Personally, I don't want these stilettos coming out of my eyeballs.

In case you have really low lash-esteem...click here.

Hey Elmo...hip, dancing, Chris Brown-befriending Elmo.


Three days each week, I spend time building train stations under furniture, and filling up my pockets with dirty Kleenexes that aren't mine. But, no, I don't have a secret "choo-choo" world underneath my bed, and I rarely walk around insisting strangers blow into a tissue and then hand it over. I do, however, follow a runny-nosed 2-year-old around every week when I go to his house to babysit him. While Brady is the cutest, silliest, perfect-ist toddler I've ever watched, he wakes up from his nap every day each day, and precedes to have a mini-temper-tantrum until we watch a few minutes of his favorite furry red puppet...Elmo. Unfortunately, as much as I wish it were possible, Elmo can't be on the TV at any given moment of the day - he's pretty busy - so, when I hear post-nap Brady down the hall, I turn on the computer for a little YouTube Elmo. Brady's current obsession: a music video Elmo did with (pre-girlfriend beating) Chris Brown called "Signs."

Like lots of music that originates or uses characters from Sesame Street, "Signs" is intended to teach the excited, bouncing toddler something. In this case, "Signs" is about just that, signs. While Elmo and Brown take a be-bopping stroll down a fantasy city street, signs overwhelm them. Mail, market, house and school...and repeat. Brown even puzzlingly questions Elmo, "Did you ever see so many signs!?" When I'm not singing along or dancing with the cat, as Brady hops up and down next to me, I notice the very urban world that Elmo is walking around in, and realize that he's not exactly singing to those of us that grew up (or are growing up) in the 'burbs. Did I ever ever go to a laundromat with my mom? Nope. But Brady, who lives in a bustling downtown neighborhood does. Did I ever go to a corner market? Maybe a few times, but I mostly remember being pushed in a cart through a giant Rainbow Foods. However, Brady and his parents walk down to the local food co-op every weekend. The reoccurring city-scapes are meant to appeal to the kids that are constantly surrounded by these towering buildings, not for the sheltered kids in suburbia who are shuttled to generally not-impressively-tall buildings in a mini-van.

I'm equally thankful and impressed that "Signs" cures Brady's wake-up crabbiness, but also taught him to shout "Mail!" when we walk by a blue box on the sidewalk.

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